Dancing Queen

So You Think You Can Dance is holding auditions in Salt Lake tonight. It occurred to me, as a result of my rather mature age, this will be my final opportunity to audition. I'm here to ask you some important questions.
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Does it matter that I have neither formal training or raw street ability?
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Does it matter that I was the only white girl who showed up to the open call for You Got Served and was laughed at for my attempt at looking hip-hop?
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Does it matter that I had a tiny mole removed and the doctor butchered the stitch job, leaving me with a scar that just won't do in the sexy ballroom dresses?
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Does it matter that I'm almost five months pregnant?
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Nah... I didn't think so either. America here I come!