Sunday, July 20, 2008

Biff is back on "One Shot Presents"


Biff Castle (yours truly) is back! Watch as Biff, Tiger and Brick fight corruption and make the world a better place to live (not really) You’ll laugh, you cry, you’ll realize these three are a bunch of clowns. Check out “One Shot Presents” new episode at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvmt90NwDWA

Once again, thanks for watching these guy’s show. It’s extremely entertaining! Don't forget to get the word out. I appreciate it and I know Brick and Tiger do as well! Cheers,
Bear

Friday, July 18, 2008

Right on Target

I was doing a little reading and learned that Sagitarius's are apparently the clumsiest sign in the Zodiac. Don't laugh. You would be clumsy too if you were half horse, half man and had to lug a big bow everywhere you went. As I was contemplating this, I thought this can't possibly be true, I mean after all I've done back handsprings on a balance beam and giants on bars, I couldn't possibly be clumsy. Then I thought back to Kindergarden when my teacher considered holding me back because I couldn't skip in a straight line and even further back to when my mom took me to the doctor and he tested my inner ears, which control balance, because I kept falling flat on my face for no reason and then I thought of all the bruises I'm currently sporting from door knobs that keep jumping in my way and I came to the conclusion that I might be clumsy, but I still couldn't possibly be the clumsiest in the whole zodiac!


Then I started roller-skating for an upcoming film and all that changed! I've never fallen so much in my life. Last week I had two huge, home alone style falls. The kind where your feet come completely out from under you and you land flat on your back! The first fall had the added bonus of pulling Bear down on top of me. For some reason being a gymnast, diver and dancer in my past has not added one bit of grace to help me along the way and both Robert Andrus and Bear are picking it up much faster than me. My goal is just to be in one piece when filming begins. The good news for the movie is despite being clumsy, Sagitarius's look amazingly graceful when they get things right. Thank goodness Death, Rattle and Roll is a movie and not a play. I might need a few takes!

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Wyoming

So we took a short trip up to Worland, Wyoming at the end of June to visit Bear's mom and escape the heat of the Salt Lake Valley. It was fun and as always, went by too fast! This is Bear and his mom Arlene and the beautiful scenery outside her home.



The first order of business when we arrived was a BADLY needed haircut for Bear. As you can see from this picture, we began the haircut using a Flobee. (Yes, they still make those.) Bear's hair proved to big of an opponent for the little Flobee who started gasping for air, so we switched to scissors, but alas, it was done!





The next item of business was perfecting our shot, just in case anyone tries to cross the Wyoming border without permission. The second picture down is Bear's brother Cody stabbing him with a bayonet. That's just how he expresses his love. Also, I don't know if we need to be worried about the big smile Arlene gets on her face everytime she fires her 45. It might be something worth keeping an eye on.



And finally the drive home to see Noodle and get some rest from our vacation.