Friday, March 16, 2012


Dear LDS Church Audiovisual Dept.,
   Just wanted to let you know that making my husband go through six months of auditions, then casting him as Stephen in The New Testament, then postponing filming his role for a year because you didn't get to it on time last Summer, then telling him to grow out his hair and beard to be ready to film in late Spring, only to then send him an email that you made the role larger and are now recasting since it is a bigger part is not the best way to make a good impression on my non-member husband.  Just saying.

Dear Universe,
  After years of anguished indecision, could you please throw us a bone and give us some clue as to where we should move.  The current debate is between a really nice house in Phoenix, or a crappy house in Salt Lake (but where we already live and know people.)  We were holding out for the HGTV Dream House, but since they are airing the winner tomorrow, we're starting to think that is a no go.

Dear Multiple Friends,
  If you keep getting the flu right after you get the flu shot and then get the flu multiple more times throughout the year, maybe you should no longer risk the side affects of the flu shot and should trust in your own experiences and not the FDA. Make probiotics your new best friend. There, I said it... had to get that off of my chest.

Dear Neighbors,
  Quit being so loud and quit stabbing each other.  I'm sick of the cops being on our culdesac three nights a week and please for the love of all that's holy, play with your dogs once in awhile, so they will stop barking mindlessly at thin air.


IrisLillie said...

MAN That really sucks about the role of Stephen...

I like his hair grown out...

Man acting seems like it stinks more than it doesn't.

Cassie S. said...

Lil, you seriously crack me up. Like, laugh out loud, "what the heck is so funny" inducing crack me up. So... Thanks.

Sorry about the crummy stuff, though. It's nice you can laugh at it.

Jordan Page said...

Ok seriously, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. You are hilarious, don't ever move away. Ever.

Scott and Stacia said...

You honestly crack me up!! I love all the laughs your blog/personality bring me!! I think you guys should stay in Utah...Arizona is not any closer to Washington (which we will one day live) if the option was Washington, Wyoming, or Montana...I would be on board!!